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FAKE PENTA-GOON ORANGE JUICE

TO ALL PRESIDENTIAL, PARLIAMENTARY AND CIVIC CANDIDATES
IGNORANCE, GREED, and SELFISHNESS
Be AWARE, KENYA VOTERS WILL KICK OFF YOUR ASS OUT THE NEXT PARLIAMENT

BEWARE!

FAKE PENTA-GOON ORANGE JUICE

A container at the Mombassa port has been impounded, documentation shows it originates from America. The contents are an orange juice blend from DICK MORRIS & co. packed in 500ml and 30ml sachets. (see photo below). Further investigation also reveal that a dubious company with local registration under the name PENTA-GOONS had subcontracted the American outfit to package and ship the fake consignment.

Non of the Penta-goon official was available for comment as they were busy marketing another poor performing orange juice called UGATUZI.... errr sorry... UGAJIMBO.

Reliable lab-results state that Penta-goon Orange juice will:

• retard speech and thinking
• cause rhetoric & euphoric behaviour
• make the consumer engage in idle talk (DOMO)
• create the illusion of an utopic country

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